World’s Top Eleven Bloggers (A Mythical Line-up)

1. Jesus Christ — “Holy Blog”; site meter to go ballistic after The Da Vinci Code is shown.
2. Osama Bin Laden — photoblog entitled, “Guess where I am”
3. US President George Bush — Technorati tags: war, terror, Iraq, Iran (and that’s it!)
4. Hilary Clinton — blog’s title, “Why I’m better than Bill and greater than Bush”
5. Chinese President Hu Jintao — “Behind The Great Firewall of China”
6. Prime Minister Tony Blair — lists down reasons why the parliamentary system sucks
7. Sigaw ng Bayan — lists down reasons why the presidential system sucks
8. North Korea President Kim Il-Jung – lists down reasons why the whole world sucks
9. Paris Hilton – blog’s title, “My Secrets”, all entries blank
10. Maui Taylor – blogs about why men are such jerks and still ends up with the highest number of male bloggers linked to her site.
11. Susan Ople — simply because it’s my list and I can add whoever I want! (hehehe)

Author: Susan Ople

Susan "Toots" Ople is the President of the Blas F. Ople Policy and Training Institute. She's an OFW and labor advocate based in the Philippines.

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  • 12. Gari Lazaro – simply because there’s no other bloggers bold enough to include their name in the list yet.

  • hehehehe. welcome to teknokati’s list of the world’s top bloggers!

  • Witty! How do you ever think of this Toots??hehe. Hectually, nakakainis talaga ang mga rankings na yan kaya best to parodize it. As expected, the Chinese are ruling the world, even blogging.

  • ajay,

    kapag insomniac ka katulad ko, at hinihintay mo na lang sumilip si Pebong Araw, talaga namang kung ano-ano ang dadap sa utak mo. kaya siguro ganito mga posts ko. hehehe.

    ty for dropping by! ikaw na ang number 13 sa teknokati’s list ko.

  • oops, dadap as in dadapo, nahulog ang “o”. antok na kasi me!

  • Wow, natawa ako sa list mo ah, he he

  • LOL. I love the line-up.